So, when I got home from school I quickly opened a pack of Cheezy (yes, I'm addicted to the stuff). Then, I played the piano while my beloved bag of Cheezy sat next to me. Suddenly, Sioti's SWEATY FAT hand lunged at my bag and... I bit his arm.
Next thing I knew, he was screaming and crying over his arm and shouting off stupid things like, "I HATE YOU! I HATE ALL MY SISTERS! I WISH JOSHUA WAS MY BROTHER!" To which I thought, "Psh, Joshua's just nice to you 'cause you're NOT his brother."
So anyway, back to my topic. Biting is NOT a crime. I used it as a defense mechanism to defend my "cute" (maternal instincts kicked in) bag of Cheezy.
So there you have it. Please comment and defend me. It helps wash the guilt away. (Yes, I am guilty but too proud to say it to sioti. Luckily, he doesn't follow my blog. Heck, I don't even think he has any idea what a blog is.)
-Risse
hus joshua? =)) =))
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